You’re gonna tell me that you don’t have no black cats, no Roman Candles, or screaming mimis?… You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?… You’re gonna stand there, ownin’ a fireworks stand, and tell me you don’t have no whistlin’ bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin’ kitty chaser?
Enjoy your holiday weekend, tumblr. Be safe out there.
ION USB TURNTABLE GIVEAWAY!! Hello friends! A few years ago I was fortunate enough to have a gracious friend ( realtalkwamijo) give me her used turntable, and after recently buying a new one for myself, I figured that I should give the old one away instead of letting it rot in storage. If you want to look up the specifications, the product label reads: “ION iT TUSB05 USB turntable”.
RULES!! 1. Each reblog will count as 1 entry, likes do not count 2. One winner to be chosen with random.org. Winner must have their ask box open and respond within 48 hours to my message. Must also be willing to give me your address for shipping purposes 3. Do not have to be following me 4. MOST IMPORTANTLY: YOU ARE PAYING FOR SHIPPING (via PayPal)! I’m sorry! Since I’m going to give this away for free, I would rather not pay to have to do so. So, not only is this giveaway open to US residents, it is open internationally as long as you understand that you will be paying whatever exorbitant shipping fee that applies. I live in Southern California; you can calculate tentative shipping costs to your residence from LA.
90% of my followers are from 2010 and inactive, anyone who enters has a huge shot at winning :-) this giveaway will end June 15 at 8:00 PM pacific time. Good luck!
Today in Book News: NPR Books does the happy nerd dance, because two newly discovered Octavia Butler stories are about to be released! Butler, who died in 2006, wrote genre-breaking science fiction at a time when it was almost exclusively the preserve of white men. Butler’s longtime agent Merrilee Heifetz found the two early stories among Butler’s papers at the Huntington Library
Also today: Junot Diaz on the unbearable whiteness of MFA programs, and Satuday is Free Comic Book Day.