You may or may not know John Moreland. He’s getting pledges (aka pre-orders) for his new album. The pledge levels are reasonable, in my opinion. Plus, Moreland’s been doing this for a while and is a fantastic songwriter. Listen to his last album to see what he’s working with. Spread the word.
You’re gonna tell me that you don’t have no black cats, no Roman Candles, or screaming mimis?… You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?… You’re gonna stand there, ownin’ a fireworks stand, and tell me you don’t have no whistlin’ bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin’ kitty chaser?
Enjoy your holiday weekend, tumblr. Be safe out there.